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How to make barbecued hammers:

1. Put your shoes in the fridge
2. Sprinkle salt on your head
3. Lean your right shoulder on any corner in your house that is >90 degrees
4. Open a barbecue
5. Check your back pocket for spare hammers, if you don’t have any, manifest one into existence by chanting "apple" 12 times
6. Put the hammer on the barbecue
7. Turn on the barbecue and cook for about 15 mins.
8. Shake your head to season the hammers and then serve them with the chilled shoes (See step 1)
9. Enjoy!